iPhone communist

A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)

Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!

by cvejanoff July 16, 2018

clipboard communist

Self proclaimed marxists who may or may not have read any books on communism or economics in general who espouse vaguely utopian and poorly thought out ideas about what a 'fair' world should look like, but would never sully their hands with actual labor or handle firearms.

I'd never cared for any of the self-proclaimed Marxists I'd known back in college, but Patrick was different. One look at his teeth, and you could understand his crusade for universal health care. Both his glasses and his smile were held together with duct tape. Notable too was his willingness to engage in actual physical work. The communists I'd known in the past had always operated on the assumption that come the revolution, they'd be the ones lying around party headquarters with clipboards (clipboard communists) in their hands. They couldn't manage to wash a coffee mug, yet they'd been more than willing to criticize the detergent manufacturer.

by El Caballo de Austin January 23, 2020

International Communist Fast month

June is the day when all Communists go on hunger strike and you can only eat on Saturday nights! You cannot eat or drink to try and simulate what starving Africans are feeling so we can feel their pain. You’ll only be allowed to drink water at half past midnight! Good luck comrades. Ⓐ ☭ 🚩🏴 June 1st-June 30th

International Communist Fast month

by Anarcho.Monkey May 18, 2021

community tuna

a wreckless female that beds many men without a fee, free of charge.

your girlfriend was at the bar being a community tuna

by griega April 27, 2009

Community Spitter

Usually an empty two liter bottle or milk jug with napkins or paper towels and the top cut to make for a wider opening for a number of people to spit chewing tobacco products in.

Hey Justin let me see a knife and that empty two liter we need a community spitter for this party.

by USMC-DT August 6, 2010

community pool

n. the term for when a man urinates in a girls mouth, then the girl uses the warm pee to give him a blowjob. What forms in the girls mouth is the community pool.

Dood, I won't be able to make out with my girlfriend for weeks cause of the community pool that was in there.

by Tommie Neppa March 22, 2011

Community Merc

A tag that is related to the real life super hero community and movement, but is loosely associated with it due to the drama and misuse of authority. A community merc is a person who takes action to better himself while helping others. They choose to trust within themselves, have few trusted friends, be self-independent, and prefers not to hold any faith, family, money, society, or popular culture over his mission. Unlike what a real mercenary holds near and dear: Money. He highly values honor, merit, integrity, intelligence, and self-righteousness. They not afraid to take risks, become hypocritical to its own self. Usually has nothing to lose with no particular alliance with person or country. In case of SHTF they also have many back up plans for bug out locations only known to them. Also prefers to associate themselves with words like RLSH, RLSV, tactical, survivalist, community, radical, renegade, and revolution. The only known Community Merc are under the organization name The Paradox Core.

See RLSH

See RLSV

See survivalist

See tactical

See radical.

See renegade.

See revolution.

Knightfox: "Don't get me wrong here, I'll go out there and fight for my "dear little nation", but be rest assured that I would rather be a RLCM than a patriot. At least this one helps his community out better than the other."

"Looks like another RLSH join The Paradox Core maybe they will become a Community Merc."

Negative Example: "Look at the gun toting RLSH member must be a Community merc."

"I don't know what side the Community Mercs are on RLSV or RLSH. They seem to be neutral."

by Community Mercenary August 10, 2014