the country k

A country guy with no life that likes to look up random words on the urban dictionary

The country k is pretty lonely today

by llinard July 19, 2017

Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009

Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

Country Bitty

A Country Bitty is a Bitty that's is a country girl.

Look at this Country Bitty riding her horse.

by UWRF Pitties September 2, 2019

Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

by DHalla November 29, 2010

Bacon Country

Canada.

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!

by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012

Country Fine

A person who is only deemed fine or attractive by default usually because of a lack of suitable competition, an over population of the opposite sex, or being located in a very remote and sparsely populated area.

She's Country Fine because out of the whole County there are only 5 women, and she has the most teeth! LMAOOO

by TrillGates2k6 September 7, 2013