A christian white boy with trauma and unspeakable flirtiness he makes women fall head over heels and is smart but very bad at making decisions when two things benefit
by Killstorm January 21, 2023
Get the Christophemug. Christopher is an amazing man. Very loyal and knows many people, but he's a very shy person. He really can get hurt easily by his own friends but hides it inside. Either way he finds happiness by distracting himself. He seeks for love a lot and hopes to find his true love. When he finds love he's the most happiest man in the world. This is for my boyfriend chris. I love you
by anonymous December 25, 2021
Get the Christophermug. When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes
Named after the legendary Christopher Forde
Named after the legendary Christopher Forde
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024
Get the Dirty Christophermug. The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker
by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021
Get the Christophemug. A certified coglionazzo, grand master of professional bucchinarism. He loves horror movies not because he understands them, but because he screams like a nonna in menopausa at the first jumpscare.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.
by gattttttto September 5, 2025
Get the Christophermug. Noun a man who you would't want to piss off, he's strong caring and dont give a fuck what other think. Will help others before helping himself, he is very wise and smart, when a girl get him he will love her with all his heart and will protect her with all his might. A hard worker. He will want to have kids when he's ready will support his family when he get one, never cheat on his girlfriend/wife. He will put a smile on your face chear you up when needed. And has a huge cock
Her boyfriend is a christopher daniel wiseman he chear her up all the time she always smiles around him
by allamerican1996 November 1, 2013
Get the christopher daniel wisemanmug. by Averie wood November 21, 2019
Get the Christophermug.