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by OnTopCanadaTV February 26, 2021
Get the On Top Canada TV mug.A sexual act so depraved that it can only be described as "putting it all in there." "Putting it all in there" is in fact the hardest part about performing Canada's History. It has also been referred to as "The Beaver."
You: Man last night me and me girl did Canada's History
Your Friend: *vomits out of awe and jealousy*
Your Friend: *vomits out of awe and jealousy*
by JessicaSki February 4, 2010
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"Hey is the New Canaan meet next week?"
"Yeah...I'll bring the buns"
"Ok but they'll probably bring their own"
"Yeah...I'll bring the buns"
"Ok but they'll probably bring their own"
by Lady Warriors<3 April 16, 2005
Get the New Canaan Girls Swim Team mug.The country to the north of the United States known for its beautiful landscape, hockey, and its frigid cold. But those are the only positives to the country of Canada. The negatives include...
-Saying Eh? at the end of every sentence turning that sentence into a question.
-Sure you hockey-nuts have the second largest country in the world but how much of that is actually populated...Thats what I thought.
-Although all the Canadians believe that they burned down our White House in the War of 1812 you didn't. It was British soldiers stationed in Canada that did it. Thats like after the American soldiers invaded Iraq and semi fixed its government the Iraqis saying oh yeah we fixed our own government.
-Who actually wants to live in the cold weather of Canada anyway...exactly.
-Canadians barely have a military so if Bush was still our president and got bored one day and decided to invade Canada there would be nothing you guys could do to stop us except maybe make a barricade of Mounties on horseback but Oh no look here come our tanks Mounties:0 America:1
Those are just a few of the reasons Canada is probably the shittiest place to live.
-Saying Eh? at the end of every sentence turning that sentence into a question.
-Sure you hockey-nuts have the second largest country in the world but how much of that is actually populated...Thats what I thought.
-Although all the Canadians believe that they burned down our White House in the War of 1812 you didn't. It was British soldiers stationed in Canada that did it. Thats like after the American soldiers invaded Iraq and semi fixed its government the Iraqis saying oh yeah we fixed our own government.
-Who actually wants to live in the cold weather of Canada anyway...exactly.
-Canadians barely have a military so if Bush was still our president and got bored one day and decided to invade Canada there would be nothing you guys could do to stop us except maybe make a barricade of Mounties on horseback but Oh no look here come our tanks Mounties:0 America:1
Those are just a few of the reasons Canada is probably the shittiest place to live.
Canadian: Welcome to Canada eh?
American: Shut the hell up and go chug some maple syrup.
Canadian: Well that would be a mighty discomfort in my tumbly bumbly wouldn't it eh?
American: So who won the hockey game last night?
Canadian: Pshh, its the start of our summer you silly fraggle muffin we don't start our hockey season for a couple more weeks when autum comes alone eh?
American: Wow...
American: Shut the hell up and go chug some maple syrup.
Canadian: Well that would be a mighty discomfort in my tumbly bumbly wouldn't it eh?
American: So who won the hockey game last night?
Canadian: Pshh, its the start of our summer you silly fraggle muffin we don't start our hockey season for a couple more weeks when autum comes alone eh?
American: Wow...
by Jokesterpants June 25, 2009
Get the Canada mug.An intense and daring sexual act popular in USA. A few items are needed for this sexual act: moose antlers, maple syrup, stanley cup and a Mountie. The trick to mastering Canada's History is fitting it all in.
Guy 1: "What kind of things did you do last night with her brah?"
Guy 2: "Well I won't get too in detail but we did a little of Canada's History. Took a couple hours to fit it, but worked like a charm once the Mountie showed up"
Guy 2: "Well I won't get too in detail but we did a little of Canada's History. Took a couple hours to fit it, but worked like a charm once the Mountie showed up"
by FoxyFuego February 5, 2010
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Canada is the country north of the United States, we don't live in igloos on eat moose all the time, a beaver tail is not an actual beaver tail and we are not all French.
Canada is made up of; the Atlantic Provinces, the Canadian Shield, the west coast, the prairies and the north.
Most French people in Canada live in the province of Quebec but some live in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Quebec is pretty much its own region of Canada. Big cities in Quebec are Montreal and Quebec City.
The prairies and the west coast are by far the richest part of Canada with oil and strong economy and where most people live in Canada.Calgary, Vancouver, Fort McMurry, Edmonton, and Winnipeg are all in the west.
Atlantic Canada is rich in Irish and Scottish heritage witch can be seen in the music from Atlantic Canada. Atlantic Canada is the poorest place in Canada by far and has been for a while due to all the Irish immigrants and today most Irish Catholic people in Atlantic Canada are poor and live in the worst parts of Canada. Fredericton, Moncton, St. John, St. John's and Halifax are the biggest cities.
Ontario is an economic center for the Canadian Shield and is cold in the winter because it is in the middle of the great lakes. Ottawa (the capital of Canada), Hamilton, Toronto and Barrie are in Ontario.
The north is made up of mostly tundra and what most Americans think Canada is like. People in the north don't live in igloos anymore and most are proud Inuits. Yellowknife, Whitehorse and Iqaluit are in the north.
Canada is made up of; the Atlantic Provinces, the Canadian Shield, the west coast, the prairies and the north.
Most French people in Canada live in the province of Quebec but some live in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Quebec is pretty much its own region of Canada. Big cities in Quebec are Montreal and Quebec City.
The prairies and the west coast are by far the richest part of Canada with oil and strong economy and where most people live in Canada.Calgary, Vancouver, Fort McMurry, Edmonton, and Winnipeg are all in the west.
Atlantic Canada is rich in Irish and Scottish heritage witch can be seen in the music from Atlantic Canada. Atlantic Canada is the poorest place in Canada by far and has been for a while due to all the Irish immigrants and today most Irish Catholic people in Atlantic Canada are poor and live in the worst parts of Canada. Fredericton, Moncton, St. John, St. John's and Halifax are the biggest cities.
Ontario is an economic center for the Canadian Shield and is cold in the winter because it is in the middle of the great lakes. Ottawa (the capital of Canada), Hamilton, Toronto and Barrie are in Ontario.
The north is made up of mostly tundra and what most Americans think Canada is like. People in the north don't live in igloos anymore and most are proud Inuits. Yellowknife, Whitehorse and Iqaluit are in the north.
by 851347 September 13, 2009
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