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country doggie

Me and Marla like to do the country doggie at our family reunion.
by girlwithapinkrange April 2, 2017
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Backup Country

Where you go when your country becomes a failed state.
Shit man, Chancellor Palpatine just signed executive order 66. All jedi are now enemies of the state. Good thing I've got a Backup Country.
by gearhead78 March 8, 2017
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Country Sucker

A student who went to college, and subsequently became brainwashed into being a Liberal, who then went to a different country to "find themselves" .

The country is usually a Socialist or Communist one, like Russia and China. They become so blinded by how cool they think they are for having been over there, and think they are better-more cultured-than anyone else. They refuse to acknowledge anything bad about that country, and only try to point out America's flaws.

They think America is evil and thinks America should be more like Russia, China, etc.

America, despite having flaws, is the greatest country in the world. Without America, most things we have today we wouldn't, but they refuse to accept this.
Person 1: America is horrible, it needs to be more like China.
Person 2: You do realize they find infant girls in garbage dumps all the time there, right? Because girls don't bring "honor"?
Person 1: *ignores it* America is racist!
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a Country Sucker.
by American Pharoah April 20, 2016
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Free country

If it was 1790 through the mid 1800s, a free country would mean free if you weren't Indian, black, or female, at least according to the history books (since nobody alive today was alive then to actually witness slavery firsthand). Its not 1790 to the mid 1800s now though.
For a free country, it gets expensive to live here. Free country sounds like bullshit.
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020
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Country gravy

Male and female ejaculation mixed together from sexual intercourse of siblings or close relatives.
Did you see that girl over there? We made some country gravy this morning

At the family reunion is prime time for country gravy
by Ralf1 August 20, 2020
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London The Country

Our very own Jack Avery of Why Don’t We’s accidental spoken word...in the “5 Second Challenge” interview, Jack was asked to name 3 countries in 5 seconds...under pressure he named London as a country.
“U-uh...Finland! Uh...LONDON!”

And London The Country was born!
by DeltaHerron September 14, 2020
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country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.
Damn. I hate country music.
by Anon135813 October 12, 2020
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