Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 27, 2022

Coconutable

Coconutable dictates someone who is able to be hit with a coconut, typically really well.

Man that guys really coconutable

by Wrenthree May 29, 2024

Coconut

When you ejaculate inside of a person of color, preferably of light-brown to dark-brown complexion.

Me: Yesterday I went to the grocery store and had a coconut.
Friend: You mean bought?
Me: Nope.

by HemorrhoidHenry June 29, 2019

Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.

Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!

by McFetus February 21, 2015

coconut

your mom

a coconut is your mom

by poopsterer August 19, 2022

Coconut City

The state of mind after you've been smoking so much weed that it's like it's snowing in your brain.

"We've reached Coconut City, people!" in a party where they've been passing around a big bowl.

by Bernart de Ventadorn February 7, 2021

Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.

Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!

by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022