Clintism

(klint-iz-uh-m)
-noun

an informal way of speaking or texting, which is usually the result of years of getting hit in the head, where the practitioner commonly uses words that don't belong in place of ones that do. The person using a Clintism will believe that there is nothing wrong with the way they speak or spell. Most common is replacing the word "that" with "what".
e.g. "Looking for a phone whats work."
The practitioner will also spell words how they sound while texting. This often results in the practitioner's phone to auto correct right words to the improper ones.
e.g. " I mite get done early."

That guy with brain damage has really picked up Clintism lately.

by johndoe86 December 11, 2011

Clinton's Saxophone

Referring to Bill Clinton (42nd President of The United States of America), this is a sexual act where a tube is inserted into a partner's anus and/or vagina and then blown into, at which point the air is expelled from the partner's orifice(s).

I bet Bill hasn't given Hillary a Clinton's saxophone in 30 years.

by GangsterSandwich September 15, 2016

Clintonitis

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.

She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.

by azwonks October 24, 2016

Clinton's Car Wash

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.

"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."

by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017

clintonator

an all round top shagger someone who will basically shag any girl with a pulse

friend1: go on fred shag fuck out her
friend2: he going to clintonator the fuck out them?

friend1: too right he just doesnt give a fuck what girl hes humping as long as its got a heartbeat.

by amercianboy57 July 7, 2017

Clinton

When, for some reason, your partner who you've had sex with in the past denies you of sex this time.

"Hey did you and that girl hook up again?"
"No I got clintoned. I got back to her house and started taking my clothes off, but she just wanted to go to sleep."

by rydog1028 February 4, 2018

Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.

Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."

by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018