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I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019
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can i party with you

Boy: can I party with you?

Girl: Hell yeah!

Boy: you know what I mean?

Girl: fuck?
Boy: yeahhhh
by Lolbaddie July 22, 2017
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<.7.9.6.7.>Danielle Leigh Curiel Will Be Talita Of The United States Of America Because I Can Succeffuly Kill Terry Alan Crews Before He Expresses Anything<.7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
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Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy
yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?
by Just a random chick October 9, 2019
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