I broke the dam

A statement that is used to hijack a thread on a message board. It's first use was on a thread about anti-hijacking on the message board SomaForums. The members that created the statement and where the pioneering users to use it where; The Colby Jack, Tender Surrender, Napoleon_Dynamite and Capeskim. All from SomaForums. It's first use was on "National Hijack Day (11/16/05 )" created by the above members, the spam tactic has been used throughout the message board communities.

Admin: "Ok guys, we should stop all of the spam that is going on"
Member: "I broke the dam"
Member2: "How could you?!"

by T3h Dark Dude November 11, 2008

if it ain't broke don't fix it

do not try to repair it if it is not needed

As far as phones go, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2010

I don't speak broke

(n) A phrase used mostly by hypebeasts. You aren't allowed to say this unless you own airpods and have waves

Goofy nigga: Hey bro, you like my new earbuds?

*hypebeast walks in*
Goofy nigga's friend: Oh man, here comes the pussy that can't handle cords.
Hypebeast: The fuck you say to me you little shit? I don't speak broke, sorry I'm not sorry.

by Chad's Chad February 1, 2019

broke-back check

(n) referring to disability checks for workman's compensation cases.

origin: conversation between Dani and cousin Ian. Expect to hear this in the hook of rap songs soon. Any usage of this coined phrase requires payment.

I understand why people pretend to get hurt on the job. These broke-back checks are great!

by Dani Knows Best October 23, 2008

Broke Yo' Ass

When you're about to get a beatdown for acting stupid or being a loser. A word used in Hawaii by locals. Pidgin at its finest.

"I told dat fucka if he no step the fuck back, I goin' broke yo' ass"

"Bra, if you touch my sister, I goin' broke yo' ass"

by HI LIFE February 22, 2014

It smells like broke boy

What you say to somebody when they don’t have AirPods and you do.

Wyatt:”Nate it smells like broke boy.”
Nate:”hey not everybody can afford air pods.”

by Meme lord Nate January 11, 2019

Broke Man Diet Plan

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.

Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014