Lemon baseball

A game while you throw an unripe lemon at someone and they are supposed to splatter the lemon all over the backyard with the wooden stick

Let's play lemon baseball

by Townerstowners February 17, 2025

Baseball

The rip-off sport of cricket

guy: hey lets play baseball!
girl: Cricket is better
girl: *leaves*

by e_crix04 October 23, 2019

National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day

January 29, you give a baseball player the gluck gluck 3000

Today is National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day guess i have to call drew and give

by heluvriri January 29, 2024

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Baseball

a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend

josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.

by Hunter416 June 21, 2019

Baseball

A fat, obese, universe wide ball with the average weight of 2763 black holes. It can usually be seen eating everything in sight or staring down screens that kick puppies.

Baseball is the reason for the worldwide food shortage

by Bow The Fashion Expert January 5, 2024

Baseball, huh?

"that makes sense", "that follows", "obviously"

Person 1: Ah shit, my brother got in a car accident, apparently someone hit him in the parking lot
Person 2: Who hit him?
Person 1: An elderly Asian lady
Person 2: Baseball, huh?

by krecior March 30, 2025