Prior to performing the act of fellatio, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. Then she (or he) performs fellatio, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man's penis.
Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!
Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!
She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!
She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
by richEK January 14, 2011
When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.
by Sean Payton May 13, 2008
The act of taking a dump in a used condom, putting it in the freezer and then using it to masturbate your significant other. Invented by Nick F. sometime in March 2014.
by Alpinenigga April 10, 2014
the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your butt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your ass while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.
we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.
by onebadbanana03 January 07, 2012
When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally.
After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!
After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!
by Coal Digger April 27, 2009
The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.
by The Mighty Sack April 04, 2011
by weirdjake123456789 February 22, 2009