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A 3/4 Australian fight drive

When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.
Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?
by a Man of True Culture March 27, 2022
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SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)

some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.
2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?

SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
by piestar 77 August 29, 2022
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Australian Inhale

When one freaky ass weed smoker lets the smoke coming from their mouth get inhaled by one's anus
Man: I tried to Australian Inhale last night but I ended up breaking a rib.
by BlackManLaFlare December 8, 2020
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Australian Waterslide

When a male ejaculates into the center of his partners back and has it slide down their partners back, down the butt-crack where it is then slurped up by yourself or a third person.
Dude you should have seen it Chad had Jason give his girl an Australian Waterslide at the Party last night.
by 95Nobody23 May 9, 2023
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Australian Eskimo kiss

An Australian Eskimo kiss is a kiss where you rub one's nose up against the females clitorus with the option of using your tounge to give more pleasure.
Omg!! James's nose is so big I bet he could give a really good Australian Eskimo kiss.
by The Australian Gingerbread Man October 14, 2018
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Australian Motorboat

1. Motorboating but down under and bit to the rear.

2. The act of someone oscillating their face back and forth while pressed against your gooch, while making 'brrrrrrr' sounds.

3. Motorboating for your gooch.
Guy 1: Gee this Coronavirus is really allowing me to find out more about what I like in bed
Guy 2: Oh yeah me too, the wife gave me an Australian Motorboat last night it was nuts
by dinkysweets104 February 8, 2021
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