When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.
Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?
by a Man of True Culture March 27, 2022

some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.
2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?
SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?
SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
by piestar 77 August 29, 2022

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by randywise August 5, 2017

The Australian Mint put out a tourism brochure which read "Visit the Royal Australian Mint? It just makes cents". Since this amazing pun was released, cool kids now describe something that makes sense as 'Australian Mint' .
by nospoons July 21, 2016

When you haven't bathed in a while, and you simply take hand sanitizer and wipe it over your junk/"down under" for a quick refresher/cleaning before going out.
by Okra&Tomatoes September 17, 2020

A chef named Asm Mohiuddin (Simon) has created a new style of fast food with a different dynamic which is now knowns as "Australian Style Fast Food"
by using some rare Australian herbs and combining over 120 different counries spices and brought a flavour that is unique in the World.
After 233 years now Millions of Australians have something to be proud of. Now Aussies dont need to scratch their head when someone ask "what is Australian Style Fast food ?!"
now the Answer is - "Simon says Burger is the Forefather of Australian Styel Fast food.
by using some rare Australian herbs and combining over 120 different counries spices and brought a flavour that is unique in the World.
After 233 years now Millions of Australians have something to be proud of. Now Aussies dont need to scratch their head when someone ask "what is Australian Style Fast food ?!"
now the Answer is - "Simon says Burger is the Forefather of Australian Styel Fast food.
Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?
- Chef simon from perth , western australia , owner of the fast food brand - Simon says Burger.
- Chef simon from perth , western australia , owner of the fast food brand - Simon says Burger.
by #Simonsaysburger January 22, 2022
