When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.
Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?
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SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
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2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?
SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
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Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
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We were given some horrible camping stuff and an Australian kitchen. And once that had been set up, we had to catch our supper.
I fired up my Australian kitchen and cooked up some steaks.
I fired up my Australian kitchen and cooked up some steaks.
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Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
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Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
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