Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.
by grxcemxrtin April 7, 2020
Get the jack alan colemanmug. `~`Uvilada`~`<`~`Danielle`~`Leigh`~`Curiel`~`>`~`,`~`Talita`~`<`~`Terry`~`Alan`~`Crews`~`> {Bachl<U><T>}
`~`Uvilada`~`<`~`Danielle`~`Leigh`~`Curiel`~`>`~`,`~`Talita`~`<`~`Terry`~`Alan`~`Crews`~`> {Bachl<U><T>}
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
Get the `~`Uvilada`~`<`~`Danielle`~`Leigh`~`Curiel`~`>`~`,`~`Talita`~`<`~`Terry`~`Alan`~`Crews`~`> {Bachl<U><T>}mug. When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
by andromeda123 August 3, 2010
Get the pulled an Alanmug. Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez
by Ok bro December 14, 2021
Get the Alan Melendezmug. A sexy sigma male.. all ppl love him and want to be him bc he’s just so cool. He definitely has 12 pack abs and is around 6 foot (talkin about his monster shlong) he’s probably 5’10 tho. He’s still sexy asf and all the Celebs want him but he’s really loyal to his gf.
by Alphamale2334 November 21, 2023
Get the Alanmug. 
Alan Chase Alan is the first name and chase is the middle name but it is a great name for a country boy he is very handsome and love the outdoors you be lucky to know a boy/man that his name is Alan Chase
by country the best July 1, 2021
Get the alan chasemug.