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The Act of Jones

When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"
by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023
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lola jones

Aidan Gallagher’s lover. She loves him so much :)
Christie: hey who’s that girl over there.
Catherine: oh that’s Lola jones, Aidan Gallagher’s lover 😎😎
by Dablord69420 October 21, 2020
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Liam Jones

"My asshole too tight so I couldn't give a shit." -Liam Jones
by AJDoughty June 13, 2023
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Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.
Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.
by CloRoJo November 23, 2021
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sgt jones

a guy who tends to mix and confuse words and phrases that make everyone around him burst into laughter
sgt jones says "STD's come from sexually transmitted diseases. and if you buy a camry, your gonna pay for it
by brandonius316 June 11, 2011
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gindiana jones

EWWWWWWWWWWW GROSE GET A ROOM
Gindiana Jones Sitting in a car are the naked yes they are the car goes bump bump they go hump hump there goes the baby in the town car.
by GoFuckYourself123 September 21, 2020
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Maverick Jones

by MLG ghetto boy August 11, 2021
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