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plastic pig

A PCSO (Police Community Support Officer). They have no power of arrest so they are often called plastic police, add that to pigs for police you get plastic pigs. It's very derogatory as it implies they are useless.
You can't arrest me you plastic pig!
by sci_fi_rocks August 15, 2016
mugGet the plastic pigmug.

Tree pig

Damn tree pig busted up our drug-crazed orgy at the campground.
by Mford December 9, 2020
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launch the pig

The opposite of jump the shark. The precise moment when you know a movie, television program, band, actor, politician, or other public figure has taken a turn for the amazing, ramped up its game, become even more unspeakably awesome, etc.; the moment you it went from good to great.

The origin of this phrase comes from the movie District 9, where a heavily-armed robotic alien battlesuit uses a gravity gun to pick up and fire a pig at an enemy.
Independence Day's launch the pig moment was when they uploaded the virus to the alien mothership.
by pipes! September 6, 2009
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Porky Pigging

The act of wearing a top (shirt), and no bottoms. To be nude from the waist down.
If you scare someone by being completely naked, you can still be porky pigging, and get the "job" done.
by jhorror November 28, 2012
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in a pig's ass

A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.
Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!

Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"

Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."

New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!
by your testicles July 26, 2010
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