Joel X Earley

The act of physically assaulting your other half without asking for their consent
Kieran was having an arguement with his wife and gave her the eat, sleep, Joel X Earley repeat
by Tione Kinge January 2, 2024
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Dylan Joel

Dylan Joel is the most handsomest, sexiest Man alive. He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.
When you look into his eyes you wish you could give the moon, the stars, and the world.

He is kind, caring, sweet but also brave, tough and strong minded.

He's so funny and silly, time spent with him is the bestest time you will ever spend in your life.
Also he belongs to Ivana Giani
Person 1: There goes Dylan Joel, the sexiest Man alive
Person 2: Ugh, I wish I was Ivana
by Ivvy_ November 22, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joel McKinnon Miller 《Super Android 13》: The First Juvenile Release.
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Joel

A fucking nutsack who is high af all the time. Probably the type of person to dry his sweat under the sun and the person who looks up and down before crossing the street
by urmomgay369 January 29, 2022
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Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.
Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!
by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025
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Joel

by Edging4000 November 27, 2023
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joel kenny

joeleth Kennieth
morning squire
morning Joeleth Kennieth

JOEL KENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by edtyaejvfhrae June 2, 2019
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