December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 4, 2023

5th gen it girl

The 5th gen of K-pop’s it girl. IM YEOJIN!

“It’s proved that Yeojin of LOOSSEMBLE is the 5th gen it girl.”

by yeojin5thgenitgirl December 12, 2023

June 5th

The day care got kidnapped in Petscop 11. She got kidnapped by Marvin.

Person 1 "In June 5th, care got kidnapped by... Marvin, i think?"
Person 2 "Huh."

by VincentGo! January 6, 2019

Febuary 5th

On the 5th day of febuary, a legend was born. Benny Rastvakt started roaming schoolyards with his fancy vest and megaphone.

On febuary 5th we celebrate the birth of Benny Rastvakt.

by Staroslav February 4, 2019

5th grade

you know damn well what it is if you dont you need to die but if you dont its is hell fucking HELL

5th grade suck ass you pobaaly get none

by i dumbass August 13, 2022

5th egg friend

When someone knows your 4 friends but they don’t know you

Sam -hey guys !
Sam -who’s this ?
John -I’m Johnny

Sam-oh your a 5th egg friend

by Ur not even mature yet August 18, 2022

December 5th

The funniest, smartest, handsomest people were born on this day (specifically in 2006). Outstanding at Portal 2 and TASing in general

Person 1- Hey when was Michael Sanders born? He's super cool
Elise- Obviously December 5th!

by alystic August 20, 2022