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phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.
Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.
by hewhocreatesnewwords October 8, 2015
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phantom hittler

A phantom potatoe salad looking nigger bitch who can suck a catepiller dick
His is a phantom hittler
by Twisted_wizard April 20, 2016
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Phantom Beug

when you go to smoke a cone, but you haven't actually packed one.
"aww fuck bro thats my third phantom beug tonight, im stonkered."

"bro johnys a lightweight he was having phantom beugs after his first bong."
by derrick winthorpe November 1, 2018
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Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.
Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss
by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020
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Party Phantom

The one person at a party who no one knows or recognizes.
"Dude, who's the guy who keeps creeping on every single girl here?"

"No one knows. He's a total party phantom."
by dorilatortilla July 22, 2011
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Phantom Tantrum

When a person creates his or her own alternative version of a free of charge, viable, fully functional product or service in anger because of hatred towards the creator of the product or service.
Person 1: "I am really mad at that guy, I'm going to make an exact replica of his service just to annoy him! Haha, what a le epic troll I am!"

Person 2: "There's no need to have a Phantom Tantrum."
by Jamaican Man April 6, 2014
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phantom menacing

A close cousin to submarining but not exactly ghosting, phantom menacing is the continuous act of showing signs of life on someone's social media feed (mostly through likes, possibly retweets) repeatedly or in intermittent patterns. But what makes phantom menacing different from submarining is that the phantom menace never actually opens up a line of dialog with the target in public conversation or private messaging.

While a person can phantom menace someone of any gender that they have a platonic relationship with, phantom menacing is virtually always done to a woman by a man after hooking up or dating. He will do this for weeks or even several months after he last exchanged a word with her yet never actually talk to her even after liking hundreds of her tweets.
"Remember that guy John I hooked up with forever ago at that party? We still follow each other on Facebook even though we haven't spoken in almost a year. Why does he keep phantom menacing me every few months by liking up every single post yet not saying anything? I don't live in a fuckin guarded tower, JUST TALK TO ME."
by bufonidae666 August 1, 2018
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