Joe

The epitome of handsome and intelligent. If Joe is not a lawyer, than he is most certainly a doctor or an engineer. People who affiliate themselves with Joe are top respected people. Joe is both physically and mental strong, good luck taking him down, you’re better off giving up. Joe is expected to have an amazing lifestyle filled with financial stability as Joe usually owns more than one vehicle (Lamborghini). Is beyond perfect in bed as Joe has the ability to pleasure any women. Joe is friends with the hottest women, and dates a very cute, intelligent, beautiful women who has his back, but most importantly, he has hers

A potential client: Oh no, I have just been accused of first degree (premeditated) murder. Better call the one and only Joe

I met this guy named Joe, he is the epitome of perfect, I’d be extremely lucky to date him

by Khloe_K November 29, 2020

Joe

Never ask who Joe is. NEVER!

Beta: Who's Joe?
everyone else in the room: "oh no!"

by theungreatchild October 19, 2019

joe ryan

joe ryan is the male version of joe mama mainly used as an insult

Person1. cant believe your dad died

Person2. yea sad i will miss him
Person1. maybe you can get ryan to help you
Person2. who is ryan
Person1. JOE RYAN FUCKED YOUR MOM

by aaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhaha November 29, 2021

Joe's

A single crack rock

T: I got Joe's
Mike: I'll take 8 Joe's please

by Buddyscott501 December 15, 2018

Joe

She lives with or maybe not. You might love her or maybe not. She is your life (literally) Who am I

The Answer is JOE MAMA U DUMB AUTISTIC CHILD

P1:Joe constructed Ligma from yuri and they had to do surgery on his Updog P2:Whos Joe Whos Yuri Whats Ligma Whats Updog P1:*inhales*

by EpicGamer2323 October 24, 2019

Joe

A super big ass black guy formed of all the bloods and crips

Guy:holy shit it's joe

joe:eats him whole then in a super deep voice*he tastes like chicken

by Damian Lucerne October 1, 2017

Joe

Joe is a class clown who probably went through a phase in second grade where they picked their nose and ate it. Most Joes are complete idiots, why would I say this, I say this because they go by the name Joe.

For example I know a Joe, he pretends that we made out one time while that is comepletely false, I'm gay, and even if I wasn't I wouldn't kiss such a stereotypical banana peel.

Person 1 (new at school) "Joe's hot"
Person 2 " Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Person 1 "Lol just kidding" (they weren't and now you made them feel self conscious about liking such a dickweed)

by -not a banana peel May 10, 2020