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shit lap

verb: To start shitting in a public restroom after someone who is already in there shitting, and to finish and leave before they are even out of the stall.
Person 1: I was in the john taking care of business, when somebody busted into the stall next to me, dropped trow, and started makin' ass trumpets like you never heard before. Craziest part about it, he was done, cleaned up, and outta there before I was even ready for paper.

Person 2: You got shit lapped, bro.
by honkus mcduck December 22, 2008
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jack shit

1. To have nothing.

2. In texas holdem hole cards consisting of jack two of anything.
Ie: I have jack shit for money.

I had to fold when I caught jack shit.
by phoenix 1997 July 12, 2010
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shit shag

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?
by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003
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shit spackel

when a person is taking a shit but then starts vomitting. thus requiring the person to turn around causing shit to be sprayed all over the walls.
That kid was so drunk he shit spackeled the entire bathroom.
by justin and ryan February 1, 2004
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shitting table

A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.
Get under the shitting table, bitch! I have somethin' to show you! Hold your nose!
by chrisjt86 January 18, 2009
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shit brick

feeling REALLY bad as defecating bricks (I don't think that would be fun)
by efesen March 13, 2008
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Shit Kickers

Slang term for Cowboy boots. Shit Kickers typically dont refer to the roper style cowboy boots but more the traditional pointed toe high heeled variety. Dubbed "shit kickers" because they come in handy in a fight.
These punk motherfuckers better shut their mouths if they know whats best for them. Daddy's got his shit kickers on!
by HAMME-R March 10, 2009
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