jack-off jill

a band from south florida, not sure if theyre still around. they were from around the time marilyn manson was gettin started down here too, when they calld themselves 'Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids"

i used to go see jack-off jill at the carefree theater ,i think it was

by eric October 22, 2003

jerking off butterfly's

Being completely and absolutely useless when a group of people are trying to accomplice a task.

Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)

Guy 2: (siting there watching)

Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.

by bbenoit November 5, 2010

turning off the tap

Most commonly used in series "New Girl".
"Turning off the tap", basically means challenging the partner to a sex stand off.

"That's it. I'm turning off the tap."
"You won't last a week."

by theiabitch February 23, 2017

going off-menu

Cheating on ones significant other

Dude 1: Can you believe Jesse James is going off-menu for Marilyn Manson?

Dude 2: Dude, apparently she lets him park his hot rod in her monster garage like 5 times more per week than Sandra Bullock.

by don't ask jeeves September 8, 2011

off the tiz-ayyy

if something is off the tiz-ayyy, it is fun, cool, amazing, awesome, etc.

you can use as many y's as you like.
off the tiz-ayyyyyyy, off the tiz-ay, etc.

synonyms: off the hook, off the heezy, off the chain.

a.that party tomorrow night is going to be off the tiz-ayyyyy!

b.that trick you did on the half pipe was off the tiz-ay.

by kalee September 1, 2005

knock the dust off

when a young man has an amazing, vaginal, sexual experience with an older woman

im 18, she's 36. but imma knock the dust off that pussy tonight. I'll make both of us cum, 2wice!

by metallicafan3124 March 12, 2014

Off you fuck

An derogatory alternative to the common phrase 'off you go'.

No, Mr. Trump, off you fuck.

by MrMegaMcWang February 13, 2017