Joe Kivleberry

King Kivleberry of the green room destroyer of Okinawa sacked the city with the special squad he has no chin and is severely malnourished long live Kivleberry
“Joe Kivleberry is coming” “Joe Kivleberry is the special one
by King Kivleberry March 13, 2024
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Joe Bastian

Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.
Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup
by Blue jeans 2023 July 25, 2023
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Joe valentine

Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+
joe valentine:hey do u need help with anything?
Person: yeah
Joe valentine: what’s up??....
by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019
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As Serious As Joe

A phrase used to express the lack of care or interest in the particular topic; usually used in school scenarios, when your teacher assigns you something, dont give a shit, but then finish with an A in the class.
Example 1:
Yeah I haven't done my homework for the past few days, but I still aced the test...
Wow you've been As Serious As Joe lately.
Example 2:
Hey did you read chapters 27 & 28?
No, Ill just read them next week, im taking this As Serious As Joe
by ssmarine09 February 03, 2012
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Joe Wakefield

Joe Wakefields are usually quite lanky, long faced, with almost horselike features, Often brunette or dirty blonde. You may catch them lurking around bathrooms with a vape, and working dead end jobs in retail. Are they gay? we will never know..His music taste plays a big part in this theory but also his love for musicals. If you know a Joe keep him close because he needs you, to keep his sanity high and his depression low. Joe is usually shy and awkward and confusing at first but when you let him get comfortable around you, he will soon open up. If you’re lucky enough to have a joe in make sure you treat him right because he’s fragile on the inside, keep in touch, touch his leg hair, kiss his lips…lick his feet
OMG IS THAT JOE WAKEFIELD, yes indeed it is…and hes ready
by Pheobe Bruidgs August 17, 2023
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Hay-Joe

A wet willie with your pinky, but in the belly button
She was wearing a belly shirt, so I gave her a hay-joe
by Fashiggadell July 16, 2022
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Sleepy joe

He just... idk he fucking takes 2 years to get one single fucking sound out of his old ass mouth.
by Toasted bread 96 November 02, 2023
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