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New Hampshire Primary Erection

NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022
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bad news browns

i have a case of the bad news browns.
by lifedeathandbeyond July 4, 2016
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New Jersey

A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.
New Jersey-I hope you're happy you moved to Florida. It's 22 degrees in Trenton right now.
by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022
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Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results

This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..
Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!
by WiTnERE September 30, 2020
mugGet the Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Resultsmug.

say h to new samaung

An act of getting a new phone and shoving it to your friends.

People usually use it in a short term form of "h" which means "hi" and by that you mean that the new phone is greeted here in the friend group.
If the friends dont like the phone they will say "I HATE THIS STUPID PHONE YOU GOT"
"YO guys i just bought a new handy. Say h to new samaung"
"h, this smartphone is awesome!!

"YO guys i just bought a new handy. Say h to new ihon"
"I HATE THIS STUPID PHONE YOU GOT"
"ok ...liberal"
by Gooningmaster2014@freemail.ru February 6, 2025
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New adult

Someone that just hit the adult years
by 459395 April 5, 2022
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New Jersey Knuckle Duster

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025
mugGet the New Jersey Knuckle Dustermug.

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