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Joe-closeting

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.
Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.
by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025
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Joe Rogan peanutbutter man-wich

When you believe it is a homosexual act to clean your anus after pooping and walk around with poo between your cheeks like the alpha you are
Whats that smell?
Oh, Tim is rocking a brutal Joe Rogan Peanutbutter man-wich after watching the podcast last week.
by anonymous May 25, 2025
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Joe-broski-prime

A term of endearment used to indicate close friendship.

It stems from origins similar to the word "pookie" although it isn't mainly used for lovers.
"How are you joe-broski-prime? "
by MaxMo May 25, 2025
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Joe Santagato

Co-host of the podcast “The Basement Yard”. Really handsome guy, who is obviously rich. Joe Santagato also has his own show called “The Joe Santagato Show” and another channel called “Santagato Studios” that he co-hosts with his brother, Keith. He is most known for his podcast with his best-friend Frankie Alvarez. You can find him on instagram at: @joesantagato
Me: Have you seen Joe Santagato? He is so cute!
by Jordan lol.. June 2, 2025
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joe keery

the most hottest man in the world! you may know him from the movies/ shows, stranger things(steve harrington), spree(kurt), free guys(keys),etc. he’s extremely attractive and the mother of the stranger things kids! you may also know him by his music, some of his most popular songs are end of beginning, basic being basic, potion, roddy,etc. his stage name is djo! (pronounced joe) joe keery is known for his amazing hair and his looks.
me: “joe keery is so hot”
you: “who’s joe keery?”
*gives you this definition*
me: “read this
you:“damn… he must be rlly hot”
me: “believe me, he isssss!”
by your fave bisexual bitch June 3, 2025
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Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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Joe Sixpack

1: What Sarah Palin calls the "average American."

2: An outdatated term to describe an "average American male" usually steriotyped as having a beer belly, watching sports all day, and instantly believing what ever is said on the news. Is steriotyped at having a low-IQ

3: A person with a six-pack, used as a compliment.

4: A deviant and a member of Tzga Order who is known for being the most outright bigoted member of the order, and is isolated from the rest of the members as a result. Wrote various different smut novels usually containing deeply racist, sexist, and transphobic tropes and typical far right beliefs such as dunking on higher education, Hollywood, and the media.
"Joe Sixpack is arguably the most despicable member of the Tzga Order, which is saying something when Tzubmas corrupted over 1000 worlds and timelines, Mitalis is a complete sadist getting off to other's suffering, and Helma's having extreme sexism towards men and imperialistic tendencies.
by KrimsonKatt December 3, 2022
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