Ear-eyes

(n.) A derogatory term used to describe someone whose eyes width resembles that of their ears.

1. “Dear ear-eyes, on my way in I hit your chicken, here’s an egg.”
2. Can you hear out of those things ear-eyes?

by Mickie J. March 31, 2025

Eye, Hair, Vagina

Eye, Hair, Vagina

Eye, Hair, Vagina

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

The Order of The Eye

The Order of the eye is a myth that serves 2 gods, named Presence and The Eye

Holy fart is that the order of the eye

by .clownery. April 5, 2025

Goon eyes

The look of your eyes when intoxicated off cheap cask wine (goon) is often glazed, bloodshot, and slightly unfocused, with a dullness that suggests a lack of clarity or sharpness. Your pupils may be dilated, and there’s an unmistakable heaviness to the lids, as though they’re struggling to stay open. It’s the kind of gaze that flickers between dazed amusement and confusion, as the alcohol dulls your senses, leaving your expression slack and your movements slow.

Hey man you have goon eyes

by The scientists comrade April 6, 2025

Ho eyes

The look in a girls eyes where you can tell she is morally challenged.

"Man, that girl at the bar has been checking you out all night. I'd steer clear though, she's got them ho eyes."

by AmericanDaddy April 12, 2025

Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

Japs eye spyeye

When two wemon have dual ended dildo with cameras on the ends and record each other pegging there back doors

Your lady's are doing a japs eye spyeye

by Japseye jack April 19, 2025