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New Year's

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?
There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
mugGet the New Year'smug.
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!
by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025
mugGet the are you ready for ze new world order?mug.

new ulm public

Alright new school, play football and score you'll be alright. Besides that hippies and whore. Your choice.
This place sucks, just like New Ulm Public.
by Rooster💦 May 4, 2018
mugGet the new ulm publicmug.

New word

a word that has been created recently using the plus button located on the Urban dictionary website. Anyone can create a new word, and it can take just a second. Once the word is added it is not considered a new word anymore.
I just created a New word on Urban dictionary!
Creating a new word is not special anyone can do it.
by simplybuiltdifferent June 20, 2021
mugGet the New wordmug.

New York Jet

A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.
"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."
by Mars-El October 1, 2023
mugGet the New York Jetmug.

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