by lel- January 21, 2022
a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky
Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"
by Utaken2underscores January 04, 2024
Generally a Puerto Rican from the Bronx containing lack of “drip” or “swag”.
Usually wearing clothes that could be found in the display or V.i.m. Bootcut jeans with Rips and fitted hats with atrocious logos.l such as “Bronx hustler” or “Grind”..
Usually wearing clothes that could be found in the display or V.i.m. Bootcut jeans with Rips and fitted hats with atrocious logos.l such as “Bronx hustler” or “Grind”..
Jose:Hey you heard that new Pete powerz I think that niggas fly.
Manio: I think that nigga a new balance Puerto Rican.
Manio: I think that nigga a new balance Puerto Rican.
by Mr Milk February 11, 2020
Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.
by nxghthawk October 01, 2023
When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
by Yep yep yep yep November 27, 2019
Person 1: This can't be the best economy ever, GDP growth for this quarter's been the weakest since the first quarter of 2017
Person 2: Wrong, you're Fake News.
Person 2: Wrong, you're Fake News.
by My tag is already used July 26, 2019
Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.
by 512 GB April 25, 2020