red bell

Using a suction cup to prolapse the anus, making penetration with a tiny penis much easier.

"I'm not gonna lie to you. I have a micro dick, if we're gonna buttfuck, you'll need a Red Bell."

by Conner Ria January 6, 2014

red-tail piston bopper

The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)

"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."

by Flighty January 31, 2019

Red or Red

Red or Red means you don’t care and you are very angry at who ever you are talking to

Red or Red, I’m not leaving

by Greeyny August 6, 2022

Massachusetts Red Water

The sexual act of pouring water in a girls pussy and then putting a live lobster in there to cut open the inside of her pussy then pulling the lobster out and fucking her afterwards then putting the bloody water in a cup and drinking it

Guy 1: Hey dude. So, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic

by trump-away-inator-3000 March 15, 2021

Gooning red

Gooning red is a state of the gooning cycle only achieved by the master gooners, as it is the point where you have gooned so hard that the semen comes out pink or red in colour due to blood mixing with it from intense wanking over the course of a long period of time.

Holy shit… That femboy porn got me gooning red the other night, dude. I’ve never pulled it off before. i can’t believe i did it.

by I’m Not Black. August 23, 2025

Red

The stupidest color in the alphabet, often used for dumpsters and other trash related things. Red is usually referred as the worst color in the madden franchise, as blue is considered worldwide as a superior color

Example:

“Look at me I’m stupid and red I’m the best ooohhh”

“No red, blue is a much better color, now go back to paw patrol, a new episode just came on”

by M9KShotgunxXPloopaPig794 March 19, 2021

red controller

you seriously looked this up lmao

don’t be a red controller

by your mom lmao gotem April 30, 2020