john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

John Sibert

A white cracker who plays guitar and has said the nigga word several times

DAMN John Sibert you are racist

by November 20, 2023

John Dykson

A slur used by westraurians who likes big black oily men

Hey! Look at that John Dykson!

by Thug Hunting Soldier December 07, 2022

John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.

Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again

by Not so gay November 16, 2019

Sloppy John

A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.

by jakestl July 06, 2018

John eleven

Standard 4

“Ah huh, I’d stab it” that’s a John eleven

by Towls1 July 11, 2024

John Samples

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.

Hey you know John samples!

Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...

by Everywhoreubeenwith April 28, 2024