your mom

a insult of a persons mom

your mom is so fat she has 2 watches for each timezone shes in

by snitcher.y January 21, 2022

mom

anoying

this person is like so mom

by bhbvgcffcfhji January 21, 2022

Your Mom

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.

Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.

by Yourlocalmother January 22, 2022

Ur mom

Trying to get you mad 🤦🏽 ♀️

Cc: why are you so annoying ?
Me: because ur mom is annoying

by Hwyyyyyuwu January 22, 2022

Your Mom

The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback

Them: How are you?

You: Your mom

Them: ;-;

by Your_Motherdvnsdjhvpoeadjcof January 22, 2022

Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

by PaulKatt September 14, 2022

mom = made of money

What m.o.m. means

Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022