by Skybluehoodie January 02, 2022
Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?
Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*
Me: What the hell are you doing kitty
Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*
P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?
Cats are funny.
That good?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?
Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*
Me: What the hell are you doing kitty
Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*
P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?
Cats are funny.
That good?
by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 25, 2020
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 02, 2022
by Bawsing is a word used to expr March 06, 2018
The most glorious creature known by man and feared by all, this powerful creature will demand attention and it KNOWS how to get it, with its teeth like nails and ears so powerful not even elephants can match it its claws are sharper than a hawks claws, dont let its size fool you
by The yoker January 13, 2020
A three letter word used to describe a domesticated animal or pet, that will bite your face off and never ever obey you. Almost everyone is allergic to them. BUT most people like them so they deal with it. "Cat" also describes other types...i.e., large, wild animals. Although more of an archaic reference now because it must have offended so many people that after all of the people that actually loved bigger cats used the word, they had to be bludgeoned to death lest word got out. So better be referring to a smaller cat, if you know what's good for you--mostly domestic. The larger 'cats' may be extinct or near to it or in captivity somewhere eating cornflakes and cabbage while being hideously being taught gender confusion. And farting a lot.
Well, phew. Most often four legged if those SOB neighbor kids haven't blown its leg(s) off or just kicked it so hard, it dies a few days later. Oh I digress. Cats are smart, determined in nature and more often than not quite 'bossy'. Can be extremely lovable if not tortured and willing to change. Although they most likely won't. heh
Well, phew. Most often four legged if those SOB neighbor kids haven't blown its leg(s) off or just kicked it so hard, it dies a few days later. Oh I digress. Cats are smart, determined in nature and more often than not quite 'bossy'. Can be extremely lovable if not tortured and willing to change. Although they most likely won't. heh
My cat has no fleas. Unless it has been in someone else's stinking, nasty yard or is trying to tell me he/she is being poisoned by yeah...
the NEIGHBORS. but not deliberately this time. No, this time the poison is just being sprayed all over and, naturally, one more time, "the neighbor's lawns". Or is it your own lawn. Who ever said, "what you don't know won't hurt you" was lying, negligent, complicit or all three. Low ball. Ouch.
the NEIGHBORS. but not deliberately this time. No, this time the poison is just being sprayed all over and, naturally, one more time, "the neighbor's lawns". Or is it your own lawn. Who ever said, "what you don't know won't hurt you" was lying, negligent, complicit or all three. Low ball. Ouch.
by MonkeySees July 25, 2022
by Stinkpoopfart April 04, 2022