life

that sucky thing you live every day. It hates you and always tries to ruin your day. They say you only live once, that is a good thing

Do you hear that? Its the sound of life trying to kill you

by Mayoiscool May 4, 2018

Eli’s Epic Life

The greatest YouTube channel to ever exist in the history of the world (much better than peanut guy yt)

“Hey man did you see Eli’s Epic Life roast peanut guy yt on that YouTube video?”

by Jabjfreak July 27, 2022

Life

Fucking pointless

Your dog is life

by Memphis Dwyer October 16, 2019

life

the definition of feeling alive and opening your eyes to see the light.

joey: i want to have a life forever

michael: that is not going to happen, you will die at one point

by fisherman1234567890 November 4, 2019

Life

The thing we get forced to have. We never asked to be gifted it and most of the time it sucks.

Connor didn’t get what he wanted. That’s just how life works.

by Oshiwaves May 18, 2025

Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.

‘where my victory royale’
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022

not safe for life

Any video or image that depicts particularly graphic material such as a dog getting kicked or a disemboweled horse.

Hey, do you want see an image of a dead dog?

-Kevin
No, why would I want to see that? That’s not safe for life.
-Joe

by wordbrodgg September 9, 2023