skeeted up like a mother fucker.

In Sulphur Springs, to be" Skeeted up like Mother Fucker" is to high as balls on cocaine.

according to qui-qui, they was" skeeted up like a mo-fucker " that night.

by Marina June 24, 2004

humourus like the bone in your arm

this is a phrase commonly used by myself, The Popster, and Conrad the sailor. It means something is funny, or humourus, and therefore like the bone in your arm.

Oh dear Char has browned the sofa
humourus like the bone in your arm

by Rwolbic May 10, 2005

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

To sweat profusely. R.Kelly has an addiction to young girls, and if enticed by something such as a girl scout meeting he would try to resist his urges causeing him to sweat.

We were playin and mah man was Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

by Tony Randolph April 16, 2008

Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this

emphasis on a person similar to MR, MRS, OR MAM so they know what you're about to say is official.

guess wut Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this...
Q: do you think you're cute
A: yea i'm cute
Q:do you think you're fat
A: HELL NAW Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this!

by imani tsunami February 6, 2008

laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song

this is what you can say to someone when you're typing to them and they go "heheheh"

I made a funny, and you go: heheheh

You can they say "You laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song."

by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003

Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007