dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat

gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein

by THECOONs December 11, 2023

cat shat in my sink

expression of gratitude, its crazy actually

this drift car is like my cat shat in my sink, its crasy actually

by bringbackthebars2004 December 14, 2023

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Cat

kitty kitty cat cat cat kitty meow meow

meow meow cat

by Vincentdude December 16, 2023

cat

dog

cat = dog

by cat 49 December 2, 2022

Cat

A Cat Name.

Cat lover: Hey guys check cat out! Cat loves me but Cat be a real feisty one.

Person : Dude...That's a Messed up Name for Your Cat..

Cat lover : SHUT UuUPppppp!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!

by kittencarol12 December 5, 2022

Cat

Cat. An otherwise oversized peanut or very creamy cream

I got a Jar of cats at home. they are huge.

cum

by rockygraywolf December 6, 2022