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left hand syndrome

When a girl gets engaged everything she does is with her left hand for a while. Left hand is always showing even when not necessary.
She's got major left hand syndrome is annoying
by Butterflyjohn May 12, 2018
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lovely roach hands

a cult of which sacrifices those amongst them if one were to go against the requirement of sending a hand picture before entrance, resulting in a large explosion caused by combustable lemons. many people have fallen victim, called none other than hostages.
"the lovely roach hands are lowkey terrifying, i heard they've taken people to their basement and none of them have been seen since."
by whereisuno January 30, 2021
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Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.
My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be
by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021
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Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.
"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."
by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010
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Sinful Hand

The hand that you use to jerk off
Last night I jerked off with my right hand known as my sinful hand :D
by fungboi January 23, 2023
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bare hand

I was bare handing when he came
by Txghyiol June 26, 2017
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hand liar

Conjurors and magicians who lie with their hands, by using distraction techniques.
"Don't pay for a conjuror to our kid's party, I hate hand liars."
by v00n May 31, 2024
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