Fat faggot

A gay man with an external locus of control who accepts no responsibility for his own inaction, poor diet, and lack of social skills resulting in obesity and a persecution complex.

John: Man, Keith was whining about how his back hurts again.
Steve: Well, we told him to diet and get some exercise but all he did was make excuses.
John: Yeah, he's such a fat faggot.

by Coptic Kaskuh October 13, 2022

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

fat cat in a room

fat cats are found under ur bed when u go to sleep they like to nibble on ur toes.

I like fat cat in a room it tastes good

kid: wakes up* OMG WHY DO I HAVE NO FEET

fat cat in room: meows sexyly

kid: *looks under bed get snatched*

by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022

fat ass

Melody Anne wreaks cross

Melody Anne wreaks cross is a fat ass

by _shut_uo_you_ May 16, 2018

fat fitte

Used to describe a "Fattig fitte, a poor cunt

"Du er en fat fitte Magnus"

by Jegtrengerhjelp March 14, 2019

Fat Neck!

A biggg, strong, muscular Jamaican man with a legendary fat neck. Legend has it his neck has the girth of a entire planet earth! Also has a bbc for obvious reasons and lovessss Jamaican beef patties!

You guys should meet my friend Fat Neck! His neck is so fucking fat!

by XChasemoney November 30, 2019

FAT

Faggot Assessment Test

Dales doing his FAT this afternoon, to see how much penis he can take.

by FAT-er September 27, 2017