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Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.
My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be
by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021
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testicle hands

When lesbians go after men in secretive ways
You have those testicle hands you fomo lezbo witch!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025
mugGet the testicle handsmug.

Emily Hand Scoops

An unofficial unit of measurement used by eso competitors
We need three Emily Hand Scoops of beads.
by urfukinmom69696969420 March 17, 2023
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slim with the hands

The person named slim who is always making sure he sleeps with a snore and them damn hands are getting out of control but you know slim and you know he has idle hands if they ain't running on you or snoring he is just slim
Hey Slim , not you I'm talking about my lover who stayed with me , you never heard of slim with the hands ?

Girl call him he's slims with the hands of a pleased slim left lover.
by Bewoke March 28, 2022
mugGet the slim with the handsmug.

Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3
Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.
by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014
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Hospital hands

A response when someone asks if you have a free hand...which u reply "No... But I got hospital hands." And when they ask what's that you say "I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit
When someone asks if you have a free hand you respond no I got hospital hands. And when they ask what that means you say I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit
by Steezmiester January 12, 2022
mugGet the Hospital handsmug.

your existence license, hand it over

a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die
despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit
by markoii April 2, 2022
mugGet the your existence license, hand it overmug.

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