Double Texting Subjects

When someone sends you a text message, changing the subject, before you have the chance to reply to the previous one. By the time you reply to both, your conversation is now more than one topic. It's like talking to 3 or more people, but it's really only one.

"I'm getting a headache from double texting subjects. I can't text to my daughter about one thing at a time. Before I know it, she's texting about 5 different things and it's difficult to keep up with what we're talking about".

by M.C. Jarina May 29, 2015

Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)

Have you ever been double muffed?

by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025

double mustache

When one possesses both a traditional mustache and a unibrow at the same time (typically seen in Spanish populations and feminists).

"Look at Becky with her equality sign, shes sporting a double mustache"

by ChitchoCee February 07, 2018

Double Dog Dingus

When someone is being so aggravating that you have no choice to accept that they are in fact a double dog dingus.

“You’re such a double dog dingus.“ Rachel said frustrated at her brother.

by Your gbf May 07, 2020

Double-Cucked

-- to be punished, bullied, or screwed over twice for the same reason/no reason

Johnny was double-cucked by his parents when he was blamed for trashing a garbage bin, but the real culprit was his cat.

by DemonEngineer November 01, 2018

double double word

the time when you say a word 3 times in a row and it still makes sense, mostly used when stuttering

what, what, what and what? what is happening i think that was a double double word!

by manguypersonboy September 23, 2022

Double step

Double step is when people break into to guards compartment on sydney trains K set and V set trains and hang off the side of the train while standing on the second step and holding on

“Boys pop the guard door and do double step

by WHIPSZ April 27, 2023