October 22nd

No masturbation day, if you do you're gay and there's no changing that.

Y'all ready for the group masturbation session today?
Wait but bro, it's October 22nd the day where masturbaiting makes you very gay and you can't change it
Oh shit alright tomorrow then

by Georgebush42096 October 21, 2019

october 25th

it’s national no homo day. go up to your friends and let them know

boy: you lookin might fine today john
boy 2: say no homo
boy: it’s october 25th

by redcookie700 October 24, 2019

October 24

National slap your guy bestfriends day

Girls :It is October 24
Guy :yeah so
Girls :*slaps guy

by Butterfly09 October 23, 2019

October 31st

Give your girl a note showing how much you like her. Girls wanna know how you feel about them, ya know!

Since it's October 31st, imma give a girl a note.

by I <3 Him. October 31, 2019

October 18

October 18 is national ride a dick day! This can only be done by your homie/boyfriend/girlfriend/crush and if it's allowed, any random person.

You might think it's wrong and fake but this is official

national ride a dick day©

Henry: "Yo bro wanna ride my dick?"

Adam: "No bro, it's not allowed, oh wait it's October 18th right, then it's okay bro"

Henry: "Bro"

Adam: "Bro"

by Shuokij October 15, 2019

17 October

A day which amazing and kind people are born, mostly crazy ones

What day is today?- Alex

It’s 17 October, my birthday!
Ohhh your the crazy one huh

by Maxxie.boy November 21, 2021

October 15

National make a girl give a boy a pie

I love October 15.

by Hello tits October 15, 2019