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Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023
mugGet the Ranch Handmug.

Hand Briefs

When a guy poses naked with only his hand covering his junk. Similar to a female's Hand Bra.
"Yo. Tracy showed me that Alan sent her a pic of himself with Hand Briefs. He's into some really intense sexting!"
by Biiig Z September 25, 2011
mugGet the Hand Briefsmug.

nice warm friendly hand shake

The pop up screen that you get if you complete an achievement before the achievement book update in boom slingers, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the only people to find this Easter egg
Nice warm friendly hand shake

There is an image two devs doing a hand shake and someone doing a thumbs up in the background and it's labeled

" Nice Warm Friendly Handshake

No achievement system implemented yet "
And I screenshotted it but the phone I have it on broke but it's the pfp on my Gmail rn

Noice
by RoseRed669 January 19, 2023
mugGet the nice warm friendly hand shakemug.

my hand works great on a snake

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.
by DickieMH April 18, 2016
mugGet the my hand works great on a snakemug.

Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.
John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness
by anonymous March 29, 2021
mugGet the Second Hand Gaynessmug.

hands

Hands. Just like the one you (probably) have. They're full of germs and they touch things they're not supposed to.
"Oh my god..i have..hands.."
"Its 3am please just go to bed"
by luckyliquid September 29, 2023
mugGet the handsmug.

Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
mugGet the Hands off my squirrel foodmug.

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