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National Love-Making Day

National Love-Making Day is celebrated after National Love Day or July-9. National Love-Making Day means that you can have sex or make love with your significant other.
Person-1 - "It's National Love-Making day, you know what that means!"
Person-2 - "owo"
by hrony July 7, 2021
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National Homie Rimjob Day

Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.

Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!
Hey Joe, can I eat your ass?

Joe would then say: Go for it man! It's National Homie Rimjob Day.
by UT99Fan July 9, 2021
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It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!
Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf
by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026
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February 3 is the day of the year you can renegotiate the contract or agreement you are currently in
Glad it's national contract renegotiation day, cause I need more money
by Overworkedunderpaid February 3, 2026
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