National Reply Slow To Your Girlfriend Day

October 28th is national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day.

Just don't reply fast.

She won't care

"Oh hey (name of someone) I can't reply fast today, it's October 28th."
"And?"
"It's national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day."

by Büttfüçkër October 28, 2020

National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo

National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo is a national holiday that takes places on May 21st. This holiday came about after people got bored and too horny from only have one National Horny Day. Currently, governments from across the world are discussing if there should be a National Horny Day every month.
On National Horny Day 2, you do the same stuff as you do on a regular National Horny Day (send lewd pictures, do lewd things etc). The only difference is the name and date.

Person 1: Oh boy, I can't wait for National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Person 2: No more blue balls! Jenny, get the sexy lingerie for next month!

by Herr Shrek April 14, 2021

national ask ur crush out day

ask ur crush out on April 25th :) do it u pussy. u have to

hey whore go ask ur crush out its national ask ur crush out day

by dream.._.simp April 25, 2022

National Ass Pic Day May 3rd

on the monday of may 3rd it is national ass pic day and is deemed respectful to send an ass pic either of whoever you choose for the holiday or whoever ask for one

national ass pic day may 3rd

1: you know what day it is

2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf

by peanut butter jelly me up May 1, 2022

June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day

National Kokichi Ouma day, the day that the supreme leader prodigy popped. Quite literally.

P1: "Ayo bro, it's June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day."
P2: "Oh. So THAT'S why I've been hearing 'Wow, Shuichi! Did you hear that? The robot's being sassy with me!' all day!"

by Kokichi. Ouma May 5, 2022

National destroy your gf pussy day

On December 1 after no nut November u destroy ur girlfriend

National destroy your gf pussy day

by Austin Davis 573 353 8436 November 5, 2021

National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021