hawk n tee

Combination mohawk, haircut and a goatee beard.

Dood, you're looking way cool with your hawk n tee.

by Jimmy the Dick April 23, 2009

(n-1) tier

Whereas a modern web software application has separate layers for presentation (user interface), business logic, and storage etc. (because modular construction is easier to build and debug) it is usually called an "n-tier architecture", where n represents the number of modules or layers. It is much more secure and robust than the "old way" (1-tier), where one machine was the web server, file server, database, and firewall. A program which has illogical or insufficient rules (i.e. absence of business logic) can be termed "(n-1) tier", as a crucial part (usually the part that makes the software smart or helpful) has obviously been omitted by scatterbrained developers, detached managers, clueless requirements analysts, dumb pilot members, etc.

Employee A: Did you submit your travel costs yet?
Employee B: No, our stupid online expense system kept giving me a cryptic error.
Employee A: Yup, that EOM app is an (n-1) tier system...

Boss: I need you to fix your time charges for last week. You entered 45 hours instead of 4.5 hours on Wednesday.
Subject: Must've been a fat-finger. Too bad our accounting system can't catch that obvious error. It's just another (n-1) tier waste of code.

by k3for June 3, 2010

Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

Lindsay's N ic-hole

Lindsay has run through all her husband's friends and now her coochie is a N ic-hole of the entire Navy seaman

She's such a slut. I bet her coochie is a busted up Lindsay's N ic-hole

by NACHObidniz February 13, 2025

Plug n Tug

Is that embarrassing moment when the part of your butt plug which is supposed to stay on the outside somehow no longer is on the outside. You now have a full-blown foreign object in your rectum with little remedy to remove it. So now you have to reach in with at least two fingers as deep is required to grab the plug and tug it out of your rectum. Which after the amount of lubricant you used makes it a very slippery process.

I just had to do it it just all of a sudden it was all in there and I just had to man it out and reach in with a few fingers and Plug n Tug on it until it came out.

by LeoSin July 29, 2023

Pins n cracks

To express the level of annoyance of ones being. (Best if used saying “pins n cracks” in Australian accent)

“Jesus Christ m8 fucken pins n cracks that bitch wouldn’t shut the fuck up!”

by Gspotgasm September 25, 2020

They never shoulda gave you N**gas Money

When someone who is black comes upon money or is already rich and famous and does some stupid shit that reflects badly on every other black person. Originating from an episode of the Chappelle show.

Black friend: Dawg, I just bought a 21 foot long snake girl body pillow. It costed 1700 dollars.

Me: THEY NEVER SHOULDA GAVE YOU N**GAS MONEY!

by Im_Stalking_and_lurking August 6, 2023