Scooch the dooch

Doing something or taking initiative in order to become victorious of ones and/or others endeavors.

To win the game for me team I must scooch the dooch.

by 53’ Corvette July 9, 2018

Hit The Dipski Button

to leave a situation, to have left whoever you were just with

aye where’d jason go?

“he hit the dipski button and went to his girls house”

by 925 Kid July 14, 2018

Playing the Devil's Kazoo

Smoking a joint

I hear Tiffany was playing the devil's kazoo after bible study yesterday

by Mr.Fuckernuts June 8, 2018

Feed the Ducks

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship

Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?

by barffbag June 14, 2018

beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

by not.beans October 27, 2018

ceiling the deal

A woman fucking the ceiling on a dude’s shoulders

Chris’ arms were getting tired from holding Cara up while she was ceiling the deal.

by The Plummers December 1, 2018

Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 21, 2019