Deez nuts

Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.

Bofa! Bofa deez nuts nuts in yo mouth!

Deez nuts in yo mouth!

by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021

Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.

Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself

by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023

Fuck Nut

1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible

2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to

A: Fix them.

B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place

A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?

B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.

C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut

by TabrisDefinitions January 28, 2023

sunny coco-nut

Someone who likes ankles and knee caps who shine bright like a sun and is owned by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Is that sunny coco-NUT sitting in the seat in front of me omg his ankles make me wet

by Sunnycoco-NUT’s owner January 14, 2019

pst nut clarity

that was my mistake, i wanted to write "post nut clarity" but here we are now!

Mike: pst nut clarity.
Jake: Are you sure you don't mean "Post nut clarity"?
Mike: No, i actually mean "pst nut clarity"
Jake: Are you high or something??
Mike: No

by oh-shit-its-astrality December 8, 2024

Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....

Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.

by The tiler January 30, 2019

nut

1: To bust a fat boi
2: Alternative name for an acorn

(masturbation in the distance)
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!

2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut

by OoftheDoof! June 5, 2019