Skip to main content

The News

In fictional television, The News is a Paraguayan English-speaking newscast broadcasted by Standard Channel, BTV and ON TV, that began in September 23, 2023 when Standard Channel launched, and it didn't became a tri-channel newscast until August 5, 2024

Since when The Kildovian Federation and Hemidaia-Kon became as friends and the shipping allegations began, The News had become a propaganda tool of the Kildovian community and bytepax, making it critical and manipulative. Nicknames for The News often include "The Lies" and "The Nonsenses"
Guy 1: Did you heard that The News criticized PortuSwissball's expose about Barara?
Guy 2: Yeah, as of now The News is bullshit and not pretty trusted
by bytepax421 October 9, 2024
mugGet the The News mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Paul Vasquez Is Ibiko Morino From Naruto's Anbu Squad, Which, Is, New York Police Department's Strategic Response<s> Units<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Paul Vasquez Is Ibiko Morino From Naruto's Anbu Squad, Which, Is, New York Police Department's Strategic Response<s> Units<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Paul Vasquez Is Ibiko Morino From Naruto's Anbu Squad, Which, Is, New York Police Department's Strategic Response<s> Units<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

NEW WORD

by basiccupcake August 19, 2019
mugGet the NEW WORD mug.

New Jersey Junior Mints

Hey man you know what sounds good for lunch today is some New Jersey Junior Mints
by Scrappinkappen October 20, 2018
mugGet the New Jersey Junior Mints mug.

New Lenox

The Gilletts town that's filled of ladies that wants you for sexual rape
I regret living in New Lenox.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
mugGet the New Lenox mug.

new york

Just a large city on America's east coast. To the residents of New York, it is the center of the universe, the greatest city on earth, the only place people can become rich and "make it big" at, the city that has the absolute best Italian food in the world,period, the only place with "real" pizza, subs, and bagels. To new York residents, everywhere else in the world is not as good or exciting. To the rest of the world, new York is just a city mainly full of assholes who think that they are better than everyone else because Billy Joel named a song after them. When new York residents go on vacation, they are not very fun to be around because they will constantly badger you about how much better things are in new York.
After finishing meal a nice Italian restaurant not in new york while on vacation-
Guy not from new York(paying for the meal)- Wow, this was great. How'd you like your meal?
Guy from new york- Eh, ya know, back in New York they got this mad awesome deli that makes a way better meatball sub. But yeah, I guess this place is halfway decent, I mean, to be wasting your money at.
Guy not from new york- Oh yeah well your welcome for taking you here, you prick. Why don't you just go back to new york and tell all your new York friends how great new York is. New York, new York , new York, I just cant get eenough of it.
by Almostliamneeson January 3, 2015
mugGet the new york mug.

new frontears

What intrepid explorers have often found da uncharted wilderness they discovered to be --- i.e., they were hostile environments dat led to disappointment and hardship.
Da Pilgrims' disastrous experiences when first colonizing da "New World" were a classic example of "new frontears".
by QuacksO October 25, 2025
mugGet the new frontears mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email