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single mom sampler

The combination of having a thigh tattoo, nose piercing, and hair dyed an unnatural color.
Ashley just dyed her hair blue, she completed the single mom sampler!
by tmc00 July 14, 2024
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MOM

MOM!!

A woman that does a lot for her family, works everyday with a monthly day off (sometimes), takes care of her children, even takes care of her husband. She will do anything for her family, she will even word 2 maybe 3 or more jobs if she has to. She even usually buys you things that you want even if you don’t deserve or need them. Her love is unconditional even when she is mad at you she still loves you and you should never forget that. Never take your mother for granted because one day she’s gonna be gone and your never going to know when. It could be tomorrow, in a couple of days, in a couple of weeks, years, it could even be today. The point is your mother loves you and you should love and appreciate her to because she could be gone any day. She might already be gonna and I am sorry if that is the case but just know she is still with you in your heart and memories and she is watching you from heaven and she still loves you even if she is or isn’t here. So please if your reading this it will only take a couple of minutes to stop what your doing and go tell your mom that you love her, text her, or call her and tell her.
I Love You Mom.
by Ava <3 October 12, 2022
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Moms life bro.

Moms life bro means that you love your mother and your brother by saying moms life bro
Me: My moms life bro. are the best life ever
Peter: OH I LIKE HUNTING. BILL HUNT FOREVER
by NAVISUCKS November 7, 2021
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Ur Mom

is hot
Under the sheets unda the sheets me and ur mother making your brother
Ur mom
by raethegae December 7, 2021
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My mom

A motherly figure that is belonging to me.
by HalalMeat5000 August 2, 2022
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UR MOM

A PHRASE TO POKE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT EACH OTHER'S MOMS WITH QUALITIES THAT THEY DONT HAVE. IF ITS TRUE THEN RIP YOUR FRIEND DID UR MOM. IT CAN ALSO BE A HYSTERICAL ANSWER WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ASK A QUESTION.
FRIEND1: BRO YOUR MUM SO FAT SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL
FRIEND 2: OVERRATED... HERE IS A GOOD ONE. YOUR MOM SO NON-EXISTENTENT SHE WENT TO GET MILK WITH YOUR DAD.
(Example 1)

FRIEND 1: BRO WHATS THE ANSWER FOR QUESTION 69?
FRIEND 2: YOUR MOM
FRIEND 1: LOL BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT
FRIEND 2: IM GETTIN MILK
(Example 2)
by Ciejcidk August 19, 2022
mugGet the UR MOMmug.

Mom clone

I called ms smith My mom yesterday she’s such a mom clone
by Cock handle November 19, 2020
mugGet the Mom clonemug.

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