Your mom 

An expression or exclamation of someone’s mother.

Billy: do we have the test tomorrow?

Joe: yes

Billy: ok I’m going to study, will you?

Joe: nah

Billy: then what are you going to do?

Joe: your mom ;)

Your mom by ShadowOmega April 13, 2022

Ur Mom 

Your Mom is the thing that xbox kid said he banged, but he really is just some 9 year old in the party.

Boy 1: I Banged your girlfriend!
Boy 2: Oh yea? well i banged your mom!

Ur Mom by EboniWords April 14, 2022

ur mom 

its a bitch ass mom

ur mom! SHE IS A MF!

ur mom by ur mf mom ppl April 14, 2022

Your mom 

What I did last night

Your mom is really hot

Your mom by The guy that did your mom last April 15, 2022

ur mom 

A bad and terrible and awful comeback to absolutely everything and nothing.

person 1: ur mom is gay
person 2: you keep my mother out of this, and I'll keep this (point to your own penis) out of your mom's mouth!!!
person 3: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ur mom by cokandbalz April 15, 2022

ur mom 

An insult usually meant to make you mad because your mom is often times the person who gave birth to you, and you "love" (or hate idgaf)

1) Ur mom is such a slut like you that why your dad didn't come with the milk.
2) "Is that Mr. Wilson?" - Girl 1 "No, its ur mom!" -Dumb Bitch

ur mom by .sewer rat. April 16, 2022

ur mom 

Ur mom is a simple comeback used in practically any scenario after a insult or just something that works with the joke..

Friend: Hey what are you doing after school
You: ur mom

You: hey man last night was so fun
Friend: what was last night
You: you mean you didn't hear me and ur mom in the bedroom??

Friend: hey whats up
You: ur mom

ur mom by Nonmar April 16, 2022