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Three Lane Monty

Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.
A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!
by nuh uh no way September 25, 2010
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Multi-lane Doomtrain

When all lanes on one side of a highway are occupied by vehicles driving next to each other in a line at the minimum speed limit so that no vehicle can pass them. Aptly named due to the ''train'' that forms in each lane. Attempted only by the brave due to the extreme anger and violence it can cause.
Someone is gonna beat that guy's ass for forming a doomtrain in the ultra-fast lane.
by Case in point April 7, 2004
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middle lane wanker

A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
Move over you fucking middle lane wanker
by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017
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Riding in the left lane

Synonym of passing.

A person with mix of white and black races and passes for white only.
Guy 1: Joe Blow is riding in the left lane.

Guy 2: I didn't know Joe Blow was part black.
by MaxJohnson415 April 27, 2017
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Memory-Lane Martha

Definition: Someone who lives in the past and constantly brings up the past as an excuse for their behavior, usually justified but annoying
I dont know what you're talking about Memory-lane Martha but its whatever, always bringing up the past.
by GQ_STATE_OF_MIND December 16, 2018
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4 lane truck

A person who is quite large or obese
Person 1:did you see that guy we just passed he must weigh atleast 350lbs
Person 2: Yeah, hes a 4 lane truck in a 2 lane tunnel
by 4doorsformorewhores December 6, 2019
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Left Lane Dick

Anybody with a Pennsylvania license plate. They're always the ones going 55mph in the left lane, with the right lanes completely damn clear.
"I nearly rear ended this asshole who was going 55mph in the left lane!"

"Gotta hate them left lane dicks..."
by Sir E. Braum February 18, 2009
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