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Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged
by juliaholton December 9, 2020
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Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.
by Sandypearle January 13, 2023
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camel sponge

A tampon for a very large vagina.
Guy 1: Dude how was she ?
Guy 2: After I got done with her, shes gonna need camel sponges .
by Mobyduck June 10, 2017
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Sponge

v. Meaning your mental function is not normal (dumb, slow, special, retarded, stupid, etc.)
a. You sponge as fuck.

b. Stop being a sponge.

c. Get yo sponge ass out my face.
by Sam Saw March 30, 2017
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Word Sponge

Someone who, when participating in a conversation, chooses to say little no words, generally because they have nothing interesting to contribute.
That guy was a real word sponge, he didn't say a single thing.
by The Word Sponge August 28, 2015
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sponge-out

Verb:

When someone falls asleep/passes out at a social gathering before the night has started. Typically at an event that involves drinking alcohol.

It should be noted that sponging-out rarely requires a blackout from drinking too much alcohol. It usually occurs after being in the drowsy state from drinking 2-3 beers after a long day.
Before the party even started, I saw my buddy sponge-out around 9pm.
by Ox Enthusiast May 12, 2025
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Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"
by FoffTim October 16, 2017
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